I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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