so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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