Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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