Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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