She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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