Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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