People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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