Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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