I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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