Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish life had little blips of pornography
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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