they need to just BURY HIM!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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