her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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