For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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