perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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