...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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