$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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