he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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