Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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