I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
