I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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