What a fucking waste of an outfit
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
