I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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