How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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