The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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