the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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