dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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