I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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