Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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