I want to stick my p in your. b.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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