I love black thongs
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I cut my penus on the lid.
It was confusing and full of hummus
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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