i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Boobs speak an international language.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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