is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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