...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
