Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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