I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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