just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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