Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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