did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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