doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dick very happy bro
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize