i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
whose ass print is on the piano?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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