there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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