The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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