so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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