i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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