Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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