a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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