I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
