Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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