so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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