I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...