Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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