I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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