how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just pynch a tree in the face
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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