Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
