The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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