So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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