i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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