id be glad to
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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